09 2 / 2011

When i was 11 or 12, I channeled my crush energy into stars of little-known sci-fi shows. Specifically, Jerry O’connell of the (still unknown) Sliders and David Duchovny of the (subsequently known) X-Files. My parents owned a Xerox machine, here you can see the unfortunate fruits of obsession combined with early ’90s technology.

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08 2 / 2011

It was elementary to him, and I was in elementary school. Oh young Sherlock Holmes, save me from Imothep!

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06 2 / 2011

love-and-stress:

MY HERO.
MY FIRST CRUSH.
ERIK MATTHEWS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
<3

love-and-stress:

MY HERO.

MY FIRST CRUSH.

ERIK MATTHEWS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

<3

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05 2 / 2011

Yul Brynner as the King of Siam (from The King and I). Arrogant and powerful, but he had an affectionate side and was in some respects vulnerable. And looking back, an awful lot of eyeliner.
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Yul Brynner as the King of Siam (from The King and I). Arrogant and
powerful, but he had an affectionate side and was in some respects
vulnerable. And looking back, an awful lot of eyeliner.

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05 2 / 2011

I sort of don&#8217;t believe this note is real, but one can dream.
painfulcrushes:

Submitted by Karl Hardin, Internet-sleuth, provocateur, and Star Wars geek. Source.
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I sort of don’t believe this note is real, but one can dream.

painfulcrushes:

Submitted by Karl Hardin, Internet-sleuth, provocateur, and Star Wars geek. Source.

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05 2 / 2011

wicked-grin:

first crush

wicked-grin:

first crush

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04 2 / 2011

Daniel Stern&#8230; in Home Alone. I can&#8217;t really account for this one. Maybe how tall he is next to Joe Pesci? It could also have been a subconscious recognition of the fact that he was Kevin Arnold&#8217;s grownup voice. More likely, it was some weird, deeply buried burglary fantasy I&#8217;d rather ignore.

Daniel Stern… in Home Alone. I can’t really account for this one. Maybe how tall he is next to Joe Pesci? It could also have been a subconscious recognition of the fact that he was Kevin Arnold’s grownup voice. More likely, it was some weird, deeply buried burglary fantasy I’d rather ignore.

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04 2 / 2011

Grawr, baby.

Simba, obvs.

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04 2 / 2011

Trent from Daria: the thinking woman&#8217;s Jordan Catalano.

Trent from Daria: the thinking woman’s Jordan Catalano.

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04 2 / 2011

Alex Mack

I was 11 when I fell in lurve with Larisa Oleynik from this totally cheeseball Snick show. She had transformative superpowers. Gonna heart Alex Mack forever.

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